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queenofcxneyisland:

yellowskinnedwackyman:

*raises a brow* I…see..

"Been doing anything fun? Hope ya haven’t pissed off Mista’ J or I’m gonna be havin’ ta’ take the hits."

No I ticked off a Green Lantern though, he’ll be okay though.

7 notes   via   Aug 1st 2014

boydetextive:

yellowskinnedwackyman:

I was just passing through. Where’s Batsy at?

"You just missed him. He’s busy tonight."

Oh? Who’s rufflin’ his belfry tonight?

8 notes   via   source Aug 1st 2014

queenofcxneyisland:

yellowskinnedwackyman:

Not really… How is it?

"It’s kinda good. I feel like I relate ta’ Piper a bit."

*raises a brow* I…see..

7 notes   via   Aug 1st 2014
*grins,holds up flowers* Well hel-lo!
- yellowskinnedwackyman

yournewandimprovedharleyquinn:

yellowskinnedwackyman:

yournewandimprovedharleyquinn:

yournewandimprovedharleyquinn:

"Hey… ya look awful familiar," Harley said, placing her hands on her hips, "Have we met before?"

 

Harley bit her lip and placed her finger on her chin. “Hmmm…. eenie meanie….minie… MO! TO THE ROLLER COASTER!” Harley yelled and grabbed the creeper’s hand before sprinting off.

WOOOOAAAAAAAH! *is flying through the air as he is led by the hand*

They quickly got on the ride, Harley cutting most of the people. She squealed in excitement as they began to climb to the top of the tracks. “I hope ya know how to keep your stomach!”

*grins and holds on* This oughtta be good!

20 notes   via   Aug 1st 2014

wandawillkill312:

yellowskinnedwackyman:

wandawillkill312:

yellowskinnedwackyman:

 

*smiles,kissing her softly* You know me so well, babe.

*Teleports both of them to her bedroom.*

"You’re going to have unhook my top, lover." She said.

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queenofcxneyisland:

yellowskinnedwackyman:

Yes please!! *grins*

"Have ya watched Orange Is The New Black?"

Not really… How is it?

7 notes   via   Jul 31st 2014

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION.

lupusxinxfabula:

cosimaroleplays:

  • "What are you saying?"
  • "You left me."
  • "You broke my heart!"
  • "I don’t love you."
  • "You’re beautiful when you smile."
  • "Don’t pout"
  • "Stop crying."
  • "You did this."
  • "I’m just a fuck up."
  • "Get out!"
  • "I think I accidentally walked into a gay bar."
  • "Don’t call me."
  • "I won’t call you."
  • "Call me."
  • "You’re making this harder than it has to be."
  • "I’m not breaking up with you."
  • "You’re breaking up with me."
  • "That’s so cliche."
  • "I think I’m sick."
  • "I’m a little drunk."
  • "Stop making this so hard."
  • "Are you following me?"
  • "There’s no such thing as a sexy bathroom."
  • "Stop being a wimp."
  • "I’m not ticklish."
  • "Stop touching me."
  • "If you poke me one more time, I’m going to punch you."
  • "I should hate you."
  • "On a scale from one to Romeo and Juliet, how bad was that story?"
  • "You can’t lie to me."
  • "This is the worst idea ever."
  • "This is stupid."
  • "You’re an idiot."
  • "You’re being ridiculous."
  • "I don’t eat chocolate."
  • "It’s just rain."
  • "I said no, that means no."
  • "Come watch the stars with me."
  • "It’s not a date."
  • "It’s totally a date."
  • "Your kiss is like poison."
  • "I’m not leaving this bed."
  • "I’m never showing my face to the outside world again."
  • "That was so embarrassing." 
  • "There’s so much idiocy in this room."
  • "You make it hard to breath."
  • "I want a pet."
  • "We could always just get wasted."
  • "Come play video games with me."
  • "Come have a Netflix date with me."
  • "Use protection!"
  • "Do you even hear what you’re saying?"
  • "Just shut up."
  • "I’m not good with small children."
  • "If I never teach my kids how to shoot a marshmallow shooter, I have failed as a parent."
  • "I’m pretty sure that’s my shirt."
  • "We could always just make out?"
  • "I have a date with an ice cream carton and on demand movies."
  • "Give me a chance. Or at least like, half a chance."
  • "You’re acting all Edward Cullen-ish, and it’s making me uncomfortable."
  • "We could always play truth or dare?"
  • "You’re on a roll tonight, aren’t you?"
  • "You’re a problem."
  • "I’d be so content with never seeing you again."
  • "I think I saw you in a dream once."
  • "If I had to choose between talking to you and having to eat a cup of screws, I’d probably still go with the screws."
  • "I didn’t mean to break it."
  • "I don’t know, but I probably had sex with him/her."
  • "Stop being a judgy asshole."
  • "I can’t control that!"
  • "This was a natural response."
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queenofcxneyisland:

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"D’ya wanna hangout?"

Yes please!! *grins*

7 notes   via   Jul 30th 2014
*runs in with his watergun* INVAAAASIOOOON!!!!
- yellowskinnedwackyman

deamonassassin:

yellowskinnedwackyman:

deamonassassin:

yellowskinnedwackyman:

deamonassassin:

Phi smiles and aims. “You have 3 seconds. Run.”

*eyes widen,runs off* INVASION POSTPONED!

Phi just smirks as she counts to three in her head before chasing after him.

*runs like hell* This was NOT how I envisioned this invasion going!

Phi aims low first, going for his knee cap before moving to his ass, back, and finally head. “Then maybe next time you should plan better.” She grinned.

*takes the shots* Oh them’s fightin’ words! *turns and starts blasting at her like a madman*

9 notes   via   Jul 30th 2014

queenofcxneyisland:

yellowskinnedwackyman:

queenofcxneyisland:

SEND ME A “♦” FOR THE FIRST WORD MY MUSE THINKS OF WHEN YOUR MUSE IS MENTIONED.

Friend.

*gasps and smiles widely* YEAAAAAAH!!

"Huh?"

Just dug the whole friend thing is all!

4 notes   via   Jul 30th 2014
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