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jackcreeper:

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You’re coming off a little strong.

Boy, do I wish I had your problems.

posted 1 hour ago with 3 notes

quinned:

..That a good sign?

M’ignorin’ ya.. In case y’start ta follow me again..

 

Kay. *leaves*

posted 4 hours ago with 2 notes
Send me a ╰☆╮ if your muse thinks my muse is attractive.

sapphic-for-sapphires:

yellowskinnedwackyman:


I can work up some Metallo jokes if it’d help. It took what 30 seconds for him   to come up with his name?

…not like I took much time to come up with mine, either. I always wear a silly hat, and I like being on top. Voila. Top Hat.

*laughs hard* I get it!

posted 4 hours ago with 9 notes

she-only-sees-the-flaws:

yellowskinnedwackyman:


Man, I’m gettin’ jovial and hungry at the same time. Speaking of the Fourth, any plans going on this Summer?

My company’s going to be having an Independence Day party. I’m using it as an excuse to get my models to show off next year’s swimsuit line. These parties, my therapist and I have agreed, should really be the only time I consider decking myself in the full Calendar Girl ensemble.

We don’t want a relapse, now do we?

Oh yeah, no. Sounds like a hell of a time. I bet you’re gonna pull out all the stops. 

she-only-sees-the-flaws:

yellowskinnedwackyman:


Solid! Wow I think I just got Luke Cage’s dialogue for a second. Lemme know if I start discussing the flavor consistacy of holidays.

But holidays do have flavors. The Fourth of July tastes like charcoal-grilled hot dogs and burgers, topped off with a red white and blue rocket pop. New Years Eve is champagne. Halloween is teeth-rotting candy sweetness, or pumpkin ale with bar pretzels.

Man, I’m gettin’ jovial and hungry at the same time. Speaking of the Fourth, any plans going on this Summer?

sapphic-for-sapphires:

yellowskinnedwackyman:


I see it as petting a small, slightly less grumpy Lex Luthor.

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You know, you may have a point about that. Ah, Lex. Lex, Lex, Lex, Lex. Lex. Many a joke has been made at your expense.

I can work up some Metallo jokes if it’d help. It took what 30 seconds for him   to come up with his name?

So, the boyfriend has locked himself away doing science or whatever.

coppingafeel:

yellowskinnedwackyman:

 

…Ok..Ya find any flicks?

Yeah! Mean Girls!

Ok, let’s start watchin’! *sits by the tv*

I ship you with ______!

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